Scene: Title card
We see the title card for The Dark Knight Rises.
A Fundie stands up in front holding up a sign with the Batman logo.
FUNDIE: "He is RISEN--oof!"
The Fundie gets run over by the Batmobile.( After your Dark Knight rises, poke it with a toothpick. If parts of the Dark Knight stick to the toothpick, place the Dark Knight back in the oven for ten minutes and check it again. )