SCENE: The wizard Gandalf enters Hobbiton to visit his friend.
GANDALF: "Hey, B-man, you got the stuff?"
BILBO: (smiling) "In my pocketses."
[Bilbo pulls out a baggie of weed. Gandalf takes some and lights up.]
GANDALF: "OOHHHH WOW this is it right here."
... six months later ...
BILBO: "Hey, weren't we supposed to be going on an adventure or something?"
GANDALF: "Aw, we can do that later; the movie's long enough. Got anything to eat around here?"
Peter Jackson presents...
180 minutes of Gandalf's downward spiral. A movie that is this generation's "2001: A Space Oddysey" in that you have to be stoned to see it.