Saw the movie. Quick thoughts:

  • The movie opens with a lens flare. Is this a giant "fuck you" to Abrams's detractors? If so, well done.
  • The "Sulu Is Gay" controversy was bullshit. It was handled so subtly that there was nothing to have a controversy over.
  • The action scenes had way too much shakycam.
  • The movie overall was the best of the new series. That's not saying much but it was a fair way to waste two hours.

Plot hole: cut for plot holes )

On the bridge of the Cromulent ship. Captain Porno, nursing a hangover, sits in his recliner with one hand in of a big bag of Doritos. A Loud Crewman reports in, waving his hands and overacting almost every word.

LOUD CREWMAN: "CAPTAIN PORNO!!! The FEDDIERAYSHIN CAPTAIN is ARRIVING on BOARD our SHIP! He's GOING to BE HERE, ANY MINUTE!!!!! oh he's right here."

FEDDIE: "Hey, man, what's up?"
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