That which rises must eventually fall. Even Dark Knights.

Scene: Title card

We see the title card for The Dark Knight Rises.

A Fundie stands up in front holding up a sign with the Batman logo.

FUNDIE: "He is RISEN--oof!"

The Fundie gets run over by the Batmobile.

( After your Dark Knight rises, poke it with a toothpick. If parts of the Dark Knight stick to the toothpick, place the Dark Knight back in the oven for ten minutes and check it again. )