A turtle picked up a smoking habit. Who can we blame for this?

It's now hooked and pesters its owner Tang every time he lights up - hissing until it's given a cigarette.

The Internet can now add "contributing to the delinquency of a turtle" to my rap sheet.

I hear that turtles live to 150 years. This one? Fat chance.

If the owner gets hungry and decides to eat the turtle, the meat is already smoked.

It speaks to the saturation of the cigarette market and the aggressiveness of the tobacco companies that they're hooking animals now.

The turtle has the "teenage" part down but needs to work on his ninja skills.
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