My Lethal Pony - Violence is Awesome
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tangaroaSignificant ponies:
Minion ponies of both sides are various random colors.
Two groups of opposing ponies face off across an open field. Crystal Break is standing slightly uphill behind her force.
CRYSTAL: "You dare to oppose my absolute rule? My army will destroy you!"
Night Shadow stands alongside her force.
NIGHT: "Ha ha! It is I who will kill you and then you will be dead because I will have killed you!"
CRYSTAL: "Open fire!"
NIGHT: "Attack!"
CRYSTAL: "Exterminate the interlopers!"
NIGHT: "Kill!"
The lesser-armed minions advance and open fire with back-mounted mortars and small arms. Crystal shoots down a few incoming mortars with short blasts from her laser, then fires a longer blast that engulfs a front-line minion in flesh-searing energy, leaving a lump of smoking meat behind.
CRYSTAL: "Target the most lightly armored, and then we will coordinate our attack on the survivors!"
NIGHT: "Target the weakest. GOOD IDEA!"
Night Shadow unleashes her .50 caliber guns on the front lines of Crystal's force. Ponies whinny in pain and fall over as the metal projectiles punch through their insufficient armor into their flesh. Night Shadow follows this up by launching a pair of missiles. The resulting explosions launch several severed pony heads into the air.
Crystal directs her air forces, two winged pegasi.
CRYSTAL: "Pegasi. Distract her!"
NIGHT: "Poison Blade, remove them."
POISON: "This is doable."
Poison Blade gallops toward the front lines and makes a sudden diversion to jetpack into the air as the pegasi fly overhead. She takes down the first with a blade from below and the second with a shotgun blast from the side.
As Poison Blade lands, it becomes evident that Night's forces have surrounded Crystal's forces and are killing them one by one in face-to-face combat. Crystal tries to help by zapping Night's minions with her laser, but her side is losing.
POISON: "We're winning. This will be easy."
NIGHT: "Yes. Too easy."
Night Shadow suddenly shoots through Poison Blade with her .50 cal guns, then turns them on the melee of both sides' fighters. She fires her remaining missiles into the gap her guns created, the explosion causing severed pony heads to fly through the air again, and then turns her guns and sawblade on the last survivors.
NIGHT: "Ha ha! Is there anyone left?"
A sudden blast of energy interrupts her massacre. She rolls out of it,
but loses her helmet and some skin.
NIGHT: "You burned my cutie mark, you cow!"
Night fires her guns at Crystal, who hits the ground to dodge them. The guns soon click as they run out of ammunition. Crystal takes the opportunity to fire from the ground, but Night jumps out of the way of Crystal's aim. Crystal stands back up and prepares a better aimed shot.
CRYSTAL: "Hold still so I can shoot you!"
Night Shadow dodges two more shots and stops at a fallen pony's cannon.
NIGHT: "Here, have a present!"
Night fires a cannonball at Crystal. Crystal tries to shoot it down with her laser, but her first shot misses. Her second laser blast causes the cannonball to explode, but it is now close enough to her that the blast and shrapnel throw her to ground, bleeding. She recovers her senses to see Night Shadow trotting towards her, grinning sadistically. She fires a shot that Night Shadow is barely able to dodge.
NIGHT: "You're dangerous, but I'm more dangerous."
Crystal attempts a second shot, but the laser produces a short spark and nothing more. The cable between her laser and battery has been severed by the shrapnel.
The camera view is now from the ground looking up at the the nightmarish smile of Night Shadow, who begins spinning her sawblade.
NIGHT: "It's over."
Night Shadow lowers her blade. Blood splatters upward onto her blade and face as the sawblade cuts through Crystal's neck. Night laughs sadistically. The view pans back from an overhead view of Night surrounded by bloody pony corpses.
NIGHT: "It is done. I am now the toughest pony in all of Badasstria, because I killed every other pony! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!"
The camera suddenly jumps back and now pans forward towards Night Shadow, following incoming missiles.
NIGHT: "What's that sound? Impossible. No. NOOOO!"
The missiles explode as they hit the ground, sending Night Shadow's severed head flying through the air.
Up in the air, the leader of the air squadron addresses her troops.
RAINBOW DASH: "Target destroyed! Return to base."
- Night Shadow - Leader of evil side. Colors are black and purple. Wears heavy armor, dual .50 caliber autocannons, four heavy green missiles, and a neck-mounted rotating sawblade for face-to-face combat. Cutie mark is a nuclear mushroom cloud.
- Crystal Break - Leader of less-evil side. Potential colors: yellow, pink, white. Uses a laser cannon. Has a heavy battery pack on her back. Cutie mark is a small constellation of stars.
- Poison Blade - Minion of evil side. May be cut out of the story. Colors include blue and green. Wears a jet pack for increased speed and limited flight. Wears shock absorbers / springs on her legs for landing and extra running speed. Weapons include shotguns and side-mounted spear/swords. Cutie mark may be a vial of green liquid or a recognizable poisonous plant.
Minion ponies of both sides are various random colors.
Two groups of opposing ponies face off across an open field. Crystal Break is standing slightly uphill behind her force.
CRYSTAL: "You dare to oppose my absolute rule? My army will destroy you!"
Night Shadow stands alongside her force.
NIGHT: "Ha ha! It is I who will kill you and then you will be dead because I will have killed you!"
CRYSTAL: "Open fire!"
NIGHT: "Attack!"
CRYSTAL: "Exterminate the interlopers!"
NIGHT: "Kill!"
The lesser-armed minions advance and open fire with back-mounted mortars and small arms. Crystal shoots down a few incoming mortars with short blasts from her laser, then fires a longer blast that engulfs a front-line minion in flesh-searing energy, leaving a lump of smoking meat behind.
CRYSTAL: "Target the most lightly armored, and then we will coordinate our attack on the survivors!"
NIGHT: "Target the weakest. GOOD IDEA!"
Night Shadow unleashes her .50 caliber guns on the front lines of Crystal's force. Ponies whinny in pain and fall over as the metal projectiles punch through their insufficient armor into their flesh. Night Shadow follows this up by launching a pair of missiles. The resulting explosions launch several severed pony heads into the air.
Crystal directs her air forces, two winged pegasi.
CRYSTAL: "Pegasi. Distract her!"
NIGHT: "Poison Blade, remove them."
POISON: "This is doable."
Poison Blade gallops toward the front lines and makes a sudden diversion to jetpack into the air as the pegasi fly overhead. She takes down the first with a blade from below and the second with a shotgun blast from the side.
As Poison Blade lands, it becomes evident that Night's forces have surrounded Crystal's forces and are killing them one by one in face-to-face combat. Crystal tries to help by zapping Night's minions with her laser, but her side is losing.
POISON: "We're winning. This will be easy."
NIGHT: "Yes. Too easy."
Night Shadow suddenly shoots through Poison Blade with her .50 cal guns, then turns them on the melee of both sides' fighters. She fires her remaining missiles into the gap her guns created, the explosion causing severed pony heads to fly through the air again, and then turns her guns and sawblade on the last survivors.
NIGHT: "Ha ha! Is there anyone left?"
A sudden blast of energy interrupts her massacre. She rolls out of it,
but loses her helmet and some skin.
NIGHT: "You burned my cutie mark, you cow!"
Night fires her guns at Crystal, who hits the ground to dodge them. The guns soon click as they run out of ammunition. Crystal takes the opportunity to fire from the ground, but Night jumps out of the way of Crystal's aim. Crystal stands back up and prepares a better aimed shot.
CRYSTAL: "Hold still so I can shoot you!"
Night Shadow dodges two more shots and stops at a fallen pony's cannon.
NIGHT: "Here, have a present!"
Night fires a cannonball at Crystal. Crystal tries to shoot it down with her laser, but her first shot misses. Her second laser blast causes the cannonball to explode, but it is now close enough to her that the blast and shrapnel throw her to ground, bleeding. She recovers her senses to see Night Shadow trotting towards her, grinning sadistically. She fires a shot that Night Shadow is barely able to dodge.
NIGHT: "You're dangerous, but I'm more dangerous."
Crystal attempts a second shot, but the laser produces a short spark and nothing more. The cable between her laser and battery has been severed by the shrapnel.
The camera view is now from the ground looking up at the the nightmarish smile of Night Shadow, who begins spinning her sawblade.
NIGHT: "It's over."
Night Shadow lowers her blade. Blood splatters upward onto her blade and face as the sawblade cuts through Crystal's neck. Night laughs sadistically. The view pans back from an overhead view of Night surrounded by bloody pony corpses.
NIGHT: "It is done. I am now the toughest pony in all of Badasstria, because I killed every other pony! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!"
The camera suddenly jumps back and now pans forward towards Night Shadow, following incoming missiles.
NIGHT: "What's that sound? Impossible. No. NOOOO!"
The missiles explode as they hit the ground, sending Night Shadow's severed head flying through the air.
Up in the air, the leader of the air squadron addresses her troops.
RAINBOW DASH: "Target destroyed! Return to base."
